OK, almost caught up now. Back to work. Today, Alice had some weird hours, but luckily Noelle was driving to Mullins this week so she was able to take me in at about my normal time. It was nice to be back in the office. I was starting to recognize more and more of the other nurses and they were recognizing me too.
First thing that Tonya Martin and I did was go over some numbers of patients who visited the Helping Hands clinic between January and April. Once I get set up on a computer, I'm going to make some charts to augment the Grant Report that I will be developing. In looking over what goals they had established in the grant request, I suggested that we try and prove that the patients are indeed from Marion County (one of the requirements). Then we came up with the idea of making a pie chart showing what area of Marion County their patients come from so that they can see what areas need to be targeted better. This became another main project of mine. Tonya also thought that it might be a good idea for me to design a poster for the emergency room at the hospital informing people coming in about the health clinic. Tonya said that so many people come in who cannot afford to pay their bills that don't even need emergency treatment that it really drains the system of its money. Those people really should be applying for the clinic.
Today was also the luncheon for the graduating nurses (Licensed Practical Nurses aka LPNs) from Marion County Technical Education Center. The Nursing Center sponsored the luncheon and had to set up everything so people were pretty busy with that in the morning. In charge of talking points for the event, Tonya tried brainstorming some ideas for them but drew a blank . . . so she came to me for advice. I suggested finding some interesting facts or some statistics or possibly going into some of the history of the LPNS. We tried googling some facts about the number of people who use the hospital a day to show the ever present importance of them in our society but weren't really drawing up anything good. I was itching to get at the computer because I knew I could find what I wanted in a short amount of time. I guess growing up with computers really helps efficiency in working. Finally Tonya gave up and let me have a stab at it. I was able to write up three pretty good speeches in under an hour. For the CEOs I talked about the importance of nursing today and how they were joining a fellowship of 700,000 LPNs (interesting fact - they are called licensed VOCATIONAL nurses in Texas and California) nationwide. For the other speech I referenced Florence Nightingale since she was the "pioneer of all nurses" and was known as the "Lady with the Lamp." I got real corny and said that is was the LPNs to take take light passed down from Nightingale to serve those in need. I thought it was also clever that the largest nearest city that has big hospitals is named Florence.
After finishing those we went over the cafeteria to help finish setting up. The director of the school, Mr. Crandell, came in pretty early by himself. He struck up a conversation with me and asked what my major was. I told him I was thinking of Neuroscience and the first thing he related that to was war veterans coming back from overseas and having psychological problems. Not quite the same thing, but close enough. Some more official looking people came in early and another guy, the CEO, came up and started talking to me too. He was actually originally from Charlotte so we talked a little bit about my hometown. He said that he didn't really miss the city that much and acclimated nicely into Mullins. He was amazed thought at how much the city had grown.
For lunch I sat at a table with Joyce, the head RN for the second floor. We had our food plates set out in front of us: chicken salad, croissants, grapes, cheese, and of course sweet tea . . . but we had to wait for the CEO to finish his remarks first. He mainly talked about Obama's plan for reforming the health care system and congressional problems and things like that. Joyce and I were both glad we could finally eat when he finished. She told me about how she originally started working as an emergency room nurse but then transitioned to nursing unexpectedly. She said she liked the lifestyle changed, but her heart was still in the ER. Next, the head teacher lady came up to give a talk. Her main theme was that of "professionalism." I sort of saw her point, but I really did not like her speech. It seemed like she was talking to little kids and telling them to behave. "No one likes a snitch, but you have to be the one that points the finger. It's the right thing to do." I didn't think that graduating nurses needed to be told what to do like that. Maybe I take knowing things like that for granted. The next lady that came up was the Chief Officer of Nursing, Kay White. She was an interesting person. She seemed very well put together, friendly, and polite. Her hair was pulled tight back behind her head that gave the impression that she meant business. She referenced the laws of motion and how you can relate those to your ambition in life. She told a story of how when she returned from college she wanted to meet up with her friend from childhood. Her grandmother reassured her that she would find her in exactly the same place she has always been. Ms. White took that to mean that the girl had no dreams or motivation in life. She would never aspire to be anything more than what she was now. She encouraged us to always be looking for new challenges and ways to improve ourselves. Of course, she referred back to the other speech and continued on the concept of professionalism and said simply get to work on time. That is the number one issue they have to deal with in the system: tardiness. They called up all the new nurses to get a complimentary backpack after that. The Exec finished out by working off of the script I had written. That felt good.
Also, an interesting observation, all of the women (and yes, they were all women) had kids. This seemed not to be their main ambition in life and seemed to be like a side thing. Earlier Tonya had told me that they really all could try for their RN but lack the drive to do it. It's not that much harder to get and the pay and work is better. Also one of the speakers noted that everyone was female and asked why was that. One woman responded because "We're better." The thing was everyone agreed that women are genuinely better than all men at being nurses just because they are women. I don't really like that mindset.
After the luncheon I went to work on the demographic project back in the clinic. Nothing too exciting there. I got to use the rolodex there to look up everyone's location. It seemed like it would be a lot easier to me if it were computerized . . .
Some patients came in the afternoon to sign up for appointments and get screened. One lady came in with a major attitude. Of course she had none of the proper paperwork and refused to realize it. After she left, I thought the atmosphere in the office would be serious, but Tonya McKenzie and Ms. Carolyn didn't seem bothered by it. I guess they deal that sort of stuff al the time and don't take it too seriously. Some more people came in with sad stories, but we couldn't help them without the paperwork. I also got to meet Ms. Roxie who is another nurse that helps out in the office. She was quite the jokester and really friendly.
It was Brandon and my turn to cook dinner so we decided to do Taco Tuesday (even though we had Tacos the night before in Cheraw . . . oh well. I was in charge of cutting up all the toppings while Brandon took care of the meet. The meat ended up being pretty salty because we had taco seasoning to already pre-seasoned beef. Oh well, you live and you learn.
After dinner Charlotte and I went on a walk around the neighborhood to check out Debby Jordan's pool. We were walking down the street and we waved to 3 girls who rode by on bikes. They rode past and then we heard them say "Are those Ben's friends?" We heard and said that we were. They recognized the Duke logo on my shirt. We talked with them for a little bit and then made our way to pool. It was nice to go for a walk in the early evening.
I decided to teach Deej, David Womble, and Brandon how to play Euchre. I think it was pretty much a success since David and Brandon ended up beating me and Deej. We then introduced David to "the youth culture" but showing him SNL videos online. He wasn't that impressed. Oh well.